Okay, so the first one might have sucked out loud, but we’re calling it right now: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 will be the best film ever made.

Move over, Citizen Kane! There’s just no way you can compete with this:

The last time we checked in on Megan Fox she was posing for a "lesbian vampire" photo with James Franco, and it looks like she still knows how to get the Internet’s attention.

We don’t know why Megan is dressed like a promiscuous nerd for TMNT 2, and we’re pretty sure it doesn’t matter.

All that matters is that mother-of-two Megan seems to be somehow be getting hotter as the years go on.

She’s filming a movie alongside some wise-cracking CGI reptiles and Tyler Perry (seriously), yet we would still consider seeing it, solely because Megan looks that good in the first photos from the set.

Now that’s star power. Or maybe it’s just a testament to the power of short skirts; we’re not sure. Whatever it is, Megan has it in spades.

In a recent interview, Ms. Fox insisted she’s not an idiot, and despite the fact that she’s married to Brian Austin Green, we’re inclined to agree.

Say what you will about the girl’s acting talent, she’s genius when it comes to fully utilizing her assets.

27 Tantalizing Photos of Megan Fox

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